Though,' observed Sloan profoundly, 'where there's a will there's usually a relative. - Catherine Aird

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

Since the coat has absolutely no intrinsic value, Inspector, I must regretfully conclude that the choice lies between an outbreak of gesture politics or the damage being the work of a mind deranged.’

Sloan tried another tack. ‘And which would you think the more likely?’

‘Malice or madness? I’ve no idea at all, Inspector.

Death went well with bare stone and it was the little crowd of modern men who looked incongruous.