It's a brilliant metaphor. What I meant to say was, when you see a monkey masturbating at the zoo... - Jon Stewart

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It's a brilliant metaphor. What I meant to say was, when you see a monkey masturbating at the zoo...

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Jon Stewart born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz 28 November, 1962) is an American actor and comedian. He was also the host of the Emmy-award winning program, The Daily Show, author of Naked Pictures of Famous People and co-author of the New York Times bestseller America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction.

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Carlson: You had John Kerry on your show, and you sniff his throne, and you're accusing us of partisan hackery?
Stewart: Absolutely.
Carlson: You've got to be kidding me. He comes on, and you—
Stewart: You're on CNN. The show that leads into me is puppets making crank phone calls. What is wrong with you?

We hear every damn day about how fragile our country is — on the brink of catastrophe — torn by polarizing hate and how it’s a shame that we can’t work together to get things done, but the truth is we do. We work together to get things done every damn day!

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I feel your scorn, and I accept it.

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