When I say this game is hard, I mean hard like nipples-on-a-blind-lesbian-in-a-fish-market hard. - Maddox

Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing at failing.

What are the odds that a simple geometric folding of a $20 bill with elements of design that were conceived in 1928 by a committee of treasurers, a full 42 years before the World Trade Center even existed, could accidentally contain a representation of both terror attacks? Pretty good, apparently.

"No, I'm not a democrat or a republican. I'm just a guy who's tired of the bullshit."