Just put in another goto, and then it'll be readable. - Larry Wall

P.S. Perl's master plan (or what passes for one) is to take over the world like English did. Er, *as* English did...

Boss: You forgot to assign the result of your map!
Hacker: Dang, I'm always forgetting my assignations...
Boss: And what's that 'goto' doing there?!?
Hacker: Er, I guess my finger slipped when I was typing 'getservbyport'...
Boss: Ah well, accidents will happen. Maybe we should have picked APL.

This has been planned for some time. I guess we'll just have to find someone with an exceptionally round tuit.