Don't believe everything you hear," said the Mouse. Ryan laughed again. "If I believed half of what I heard, I'd be dead and buried already. - Mike Resnick

For the longest time I thought my future would be in ornithology and taxidermy, but eventually I found men more interesting than animals." Suddenly he grinned. "Or at least, more in need of leadership."
"Well, we've come to the right place," replied Boyes. "I think the Congo is probably more in need of leadership than most places.

Is it true?"
"Probably. But just for the record, is what true?

Enough screaming and yelling!" he yells. "I expect you to behave with some decorum. After all, this is a bar, not City Hall.