I'll no longer say that I have supernatural powers. I am an entertainer. I want to do a good show. My entire character has changed. - Uri Geller

Like I told you, I'm not a magician," he says. "If something isn't working, I don't try to guess.

My boss treated me like a slave and I felt completely degraded. Then, just once, I did a terrible thing - I peed in his tea! Watching him drink it, my grudges completely dissolved - I never minded making tea for him again.

OK, David. Here we are on the train to Exeter, to the football club of which I am joint chairman, and where we're doing a charity show with Michael Jackson. You and I have both demonstrated some of the hidden powers of the mind and it would be interesting to hear, David, how you explain some of your incredible achievements.