So many books, so little time.” — Frank Zappa - Frank Zappa

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.

If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.

there's more stupidity in the universe than there are hydrogen atoms, and it has a longer shelf life