It's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asl… - George Carlin

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It's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it.

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George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, singer, voice artist, and comedian, noted especially for his irreverent attitude and his observations on politics, language, psychology, and religion, as well as some taboo subjects.

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Birth Name: George Denis Patrick Carlin

Alternative Names: George Dennis Carlin • George Dennis Patrick Carlin

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It's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

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