Every socialistic type of government… produces bad art, produces social inertia, produces really unhappy people, and it's more repressive than any ot… - Frank Zappa

Socialism produces bad music, bad art, social stagnation and really unhappy people.

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something, we'd all love one another.

Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom and go to the library and educate yourself if you've got any guts. Some of you like Pep rallies and plastic robots who tell you what to read. Forget I mentioned it. This song has no message. Rise for the flag salute.

The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich.… That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.