You can inherit male-pattern baldness from your mother's fa… - Jeremy Hardy

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You can inherit male-pattern baldness from your mother's father, but not a tendency to fight in the First World War.

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Jeremy James Hardy (17 July 1961 – 1 February 2019) was a British comedian, known for his appearances on radio panel shows such as The News Quiz and I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue.

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You can inherit male-pattern baldness from your mother's father, but not a tendency to fight in the First World War. - Jeremy Hardy

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