Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing … - Maddox

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Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing at failing.

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George Ouzounian (better known as Maddox), born March 27, 1978, is the owner of The Best Page in the Universe, a satirical website.

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Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing at failing. - Maddox

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