I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood. - George Carlin

The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work.

"People can't seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure. Ever. There is only a short pause before the next "horrifying" event. People forget there is such a thing as memory, and that when a wound "heals" it leaves a permanent scar that never goes away, but merely fades a little. What really ought to be said after one of these so-called tragedies is, "Let the scarring begin.

If you can't say something nice about a person, go ahead