I'm sure that this year we'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. - Dave Barry

Our chief marketable skill, coming out of college, is the ability to write authoritatively about things we don’t necessarily understand.

The porpoises said hello to Molly. She told them all her teeth were green.

It was the standard airport-security operation, which meant it appeared to have been designed to hassle law-abiding passengers just enough to reassure them, while at the same time providing virtually no protection against criminals with an IQ higher than celery. (Chapter 11)