The revenge of an elder sister may be long in coming, but, like a South-Eastern express, it arrives in its own good time. - Saki

But, good gracious, you've got to educate him first. You can't expect a boy to be vicious till he's been to a good school.

Reginald, in his way, was a pioneer. None of the rest of his family had anything approaching Titian hair or a sense of humour, and they used primroses as a table decoration. It follows that they never understood Reginald, who came down late to breakfast, and nibbled toast, and said disrespectful things about the universe. The family ate porridge, and believed in everything, even the weather forecast.

You evidently feel that brevity is the soul of widowhood.