I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown. - Dennis Miller

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I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.

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Dennis Michael Miller (born November 3, 1953, in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania) is an American comedian, political and social commentator, and television personality.

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Alternative Names: Dennis Michael Miller
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Then people ask me if I'm worried about the effects of global warming on my kids. Well, obviously I love my kids and I want them to live to be a 100. So that's another 1.8 degrees. My kids’ kids? Three point six. I'll just tell them we moved to Phoenix.
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The first half-dozen or so will be nice, but after that, I'm going to want a pro. (Referring to the Muslim concept of achieving 72 virgins upon arrival in heaven).
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