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I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was... conscious. … B… - Emo Philips
" "I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was... conscious. … But I love her from the hair on her head to the tag on her toes.
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About Emo Philips
Emo Philips (born Philip Soltanec 7 February 1956) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, voice actor, writer and producer. He is known for his eccentric appearance, surreal humor, and the bizarre cadence of his voice in the delivery of his lines.
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