Every time I think you guys can’t get any more ridiculous, you prove me wrong. - Wesley Chu

“The world spins despite me, not because of me,” he muttered.

I tried to warn you about her.
“You’re not helping.”
But nope, teenage humans. The worst, most ill-conceived creatures in the universe.
“Other than turkeys, right?”
Yes, nothing beats those morons.

She was at the same time extraordinarily sweet and completely vapid. She spent half of her time at school staring at her cell phone and the other half staring at herself.