It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought. - P. G. Wodehouse

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

...I mean to say, when a girl, offered a good man’s heart, laughs like a bursting paper bag and tells him not to be a silly ass, the good man is entitled, I think, to assume that the whole thing is off.

I want to know what the devil you mean by keeping coming into my private apartment, taking up space which I require for other purposes and interrupting me when I am chatting with my personal friends. Really one gets about as much privacy in this house as a strip-tease dancer.