I can have oodles of charm when I want to. - Kurt Vonnegut

Well, I just want to say that George W. Bush is the syphilis president.

If somebody says 'I love you' to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? 'I love you, too'.

I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, "If this isn't nice, I don't know what is."