“It’s complicated.” Jesse made a face. “Why do lawyers alwa… - Dave Barry

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“It’s complicated.”
Jesse made a face. “Why do lawyers always say that?”
Erik laughed. “Because it’s almost always true.”

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David McAlister "Dave" Barry (born July 3, 1947) is a Pulitzer Prize-winning American author and columnist, who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for The Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comedic novels.

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