Let me tell you something. They say he lied to Congress. I can think of no better bunch of people to lie to than Congress. - Rush Limbaugh

Why didn't Obama make Hillary Clinton his vice president? (Answer: Because then he’d have to have someone taste his food for him, and start his car for him … )

So, Ms. Fluke and the rest of you feminazis, here's the deal: If we are going to pay for you to have sex, we want something for it, and I'll tell you what it is — we want you to post the videos online so we can all watch.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!