But don't panic. Base eight is just like base ten really — if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer

His rivals used to say quite a bit That as a monarch he was most unfit. But still in all they had to admit That he loved his mother.

The real issues I don't think most people touch. The Clinton jokes are all about Monica Lewinsky and all that stuff and not about the important things, like the fact that he wouldn't ban landmines.

If after hearing my songs just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend or perhaps to strike a loved one it will all have been worth the while.