You're just another american who is willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick being shoved up your asshole every day... The owners of th… - George Carlin

What are we going to tell the Intergalactic Council of Ministers the first time one of our teenage mothers threw her newborn baby into a dumpster, huh? How're we gonna explain that to the space people? How are we gonna let them know that our ambassador was only late for the meeting because his breakfast was cold and he had to spend half an hour punching his wife around the kitchen? What are they gonna think when they find out that it's just a local custom that over 80 million women in the Third World have had their clitorises forcibly removed in order to reduce their sexual pleasures so they won't cheat on their husbands? Can't you just sense how eager the rest of the universe is for us to show up? Can't you see them out there?

Thall shall keep thy religion to thy selves.

I simply go about my passage swiftly and silently, with a certain deliberate, dark efficiency.