Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existen… - Frank Zappa

The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own”

“Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not”

“My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can”

“It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralize the long-range effects of our national stupidity”

“Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

I don't give a fuck if they remember me at all.

call any vegetable,
call it by name,
and the chances are good
that the vegetable will respond to you