If you make the smokestacks out of children, who will you f… - John Hodgman

" "
If you make the smokestacks out of children, who will you force to clean them?

John Hodgman

Sources available for members. Sign up free to see where this quote comes from

English

Collect this quote

About John Hodgman

John Hodgman (born June 3, 1971) is an American humorist and author. He has written three books, The Areas of My Expertise, More Information Than You Require, and That Is All, and is a regular contributor to The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Since 2010, he has his own comedy podcast Judge John Hodgman.

Also Known As

Alternative Names: John Kellogg Hodgman

All quotes from John Hodgman Similar Quotes by other Originators

Originators like John Hodgman:

Stephen Colbert George Carlin Robert A. Heinlein Jon Stewart Harry S. Truman

Additional quotes by John Hodgman

There had been hoboes in the United States since there had been trains and liquor, which is to say, always.

So long as you refuse to ever acknowledge failure, success becomes eternal, a downward curve, always approaching failure, but never quite reaching it.

Generally speaking, I think it is fair to say that I am a friend to the creatures of the Earth when I am not busy eating them or wearing them.

If you make the smokestacks out of children, who will you force to clean them? - John Hodgman

About John Hodgman

Also Known As

Limited Time Offer

Additional quotes by John Hodgman

Enhance Your Quote Experience