Don’t try weaseling through too many loopholes or one of them could turn into a noose. - Esther Friesner

The trouble with having royal advisors," the king muttered half to himself, "is that they're always trying to give a man advice!

He did not know the proper name by which to call preshrunk designer jeans, yet if left to his own lexical devices, he would name them Paradise. Like many another man of faith, he yearned for entry thereto.

Like many a freshman with dangerous leanings toward the Humanities, Noel circled the topic of choosing a major cautiously, occasionally poking it with a stick to see which way it lunged and which way he should jump to avoid it.