This would be an excellent time for you to shut up. - Jim C. Hines

There were always people eager for attention who were happy to confirm whatever explanation the reporters wanted, so long as he gave them their fifteen minutes of fame.

He hoped he hadn’t killed the guard. He had come here to help the goblins. Though eliminating some of the stupider guards might be construed as helping. He would have to think about that later.

Madmen in the noble line are as common as rat turds in the grain shed.