Can someone please explain to me your ever-present lack of speed? - Brandon Boyd

Consequence, you'll see, will be stranger than a gang of drunken mimes.

I was on an airplane last year when a talk show began playing on the TVs. I decided to start narrating for the people, which is a really great game if you're ever bored enough. I realized a time will probably come when television will watch us if we're watching it, if that hasn't already happened, figuratively or literally. It sounded like some sort of pseudo-Big Brother nightmare, so I wrote it down.

Meet me in outer space.