This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt y… - Daniel Handler

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This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.

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Daniel Handler (born February 28, 1970) is an American author, screenwriter and accordionist. He is best known for his work under the pen name Lemony Snicket.

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This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you. - Daniel Handler

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