Do you guys have to sell everything? I'd like to buy the Earth's core. - Jon Stewart

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Do you guys have to sell everything? I'd like to buy the Earth's core.

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About Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz 28 November, 1962) is an American actor and comedian. He was also the host of the Emmy-award winning program, The Daily Show, author of Naked Pictures of Famous People and co-author of the New York Times bestseller America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction.

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