(introduction) This page is about me and why everything I l… - Maddox

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(introduction) This page is about me and why everything I like is great. If you disagree with anything you find on this page, you are wrong.

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George Ouzounian (better known as Maddox), born March 27, 1978, is the owner of The Best Page in the Universe, a satirical website.

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"Notice the telltale sign of a man who has a penchant for boy ass: the pedophile-smile or 'pedosmile.' It's part smirk, part grin, and all molester. It's like he's having a two-for-one sale on rape, no refunds or exchanges."

"Okay, here's a tip: if you're doing something creepy like molesting children, you don't need to take topless photos of yourself to seal the deal. We know, the pedosmile is enough."

Fernando is wanted for 'murder with a deadly weapon' according to the FBI website. As opposed to being wanted for murder with a non-deadly weapon?

(introduction) This page is about me and why everything I like is great. If you disagree with anything you find on this page, you are wrong. - Maddox

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