(introduction) This page is about me and why everything I like is great. If you disagree with anything you find on this page, you are wrong. - Maddox

When I say this game is hard, I mean hard like nipples-on-a-blind-lesbian-in-a-fish-market hard.

"The earth's population is about 6 billion. At 15 minutes per person, that amounts to over 171,000 years we'd have to spend just sitting around watching people be "famous." To hell with that."

"That reminds me of how much I hate babies. Why does everyone want to save them? There are too many babies. I'm not saying we should kill them, but if you happen to be giving your baby a bath and the phone rings.. well, nobody will judge you. Besides, you might get free brownies out of it at the funeral, and brownies rule."