Everything that’s difficult you should be able to laugh about. - Louis C.K.

I finally have the body I want. It's easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body.

I remember the day I saw my hair was thinning. I don’t remember caring much. I don’t care. It’s just hair. It never bothered me much. I was pretty young, too. And it happened and is happening veeery slowly. I have a feeling dead people get really mad when we complain about losing hair.

"What happens after you die?" "Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you."