If I should ever die, God forbid, I hope you will say, "Kurt is up in heaven now." That's my favorite joke. - Kurt Vonnegut

Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.

If somebody says 'I love you' to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? 'I love you, too'.

His plan? To pass out weapons to slaves, so they could overthrow their masters. Suicide.