We drink to enjoy. The Scottish drink to die. - Trevor Noah

He's like an exotic bird collector... he only wants a woman who is free because his dream is to put her in a cage.

I could champion racial justice in our home, or I could enjoy granny’s cookies. I went with the cookies.

-Why are you interrogating me? What's going on here?
-Iwant to get to know you.
-Is this how you normally get to know people, by interrogating them?
-Well ... not really.
-So how do you get to know people?
- I dunno, by spending time with them I guess
[...]
-So in the time we've spent together what would you say you've learned about your dad?
-Nothing. All I know is that you're extremely secretive.
-You see you're getting to know me already.