I'll tell ya, in New York City, where I've lived far too lo… - Lewis Black | Quotewise

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I'll tell ya, in New York City, where I've lived far too long, 'fuck' isn't even a word, it's a comma.

Lewis Black

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About Lewis Black

Lewis Niles Black (born August 30, 1948) is a Grammy Award-winning American stand-up comedian, author, playwright and actor.

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Birth Name: Lewis Niles Black

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[About the "movers and the shakers" of the government] These people are the first line of defense when it comes to the terrorist threat, but the word "shit" makes them cry. "Why didn't he say poopie?! Why didn't he say poopie?!"

So I went down to Verizon, and I got myself a Droid. (audience cheers, and then laughs as he gives them an incredulous look) Don't you ever... ever... applaud an inanimate object again.

FEMA? I always thought it was a bone here in your ass.