Sometimes when someone tells a ridiculous lie, it is best to ignore it entirely. - Daniel Handler

You would run much slower if you were dragging something behind you, like a knapsack or a sheriff.

I hope, for your sake, that you have not chosen to read this book because you are in the mood for a pleasant experience. If this is the case, I advise you to put this book down instantaneously, because of all the books describing the unhappy lives of the Baudelaire orphans, The Miserable Mill might be the unhappiest yet. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are sent to Paltryville to work in a lumber mill, and they find disaster and misfortune lurking behind every log.

"Instead of change, please give me gun so i can shoot you." She is soft-spoken but short and full of rage lately, like her whole life.