Why clog your head with tedious facts about the past when you can simply demand an exam review sheet or consult Google or Wikipedia? - Laura Penny

Laughing at the clueless mouthfarts of cute twenty somethings who spent their high-school years with vocal coaches or plastic surgeons is another variation on the theme "Are we getting dumber?"

The panic over public health care is funny and sad, since America has had death panels and sinister bureaucrats for years. They're called Aetna, Humana, and Wellpoint, they make a killing, figuratively and literally.

All we really need to do is learn 'em so they don't frig up the cash register or offend the customers.