You have failed to consider the ramifications of the solutions and pose a problem that simply would not exist if you did. This taxes my patience, whi… - Erik Naggum

Note that ANSI standards also cost way too much compared to toilet paper, and they're pretty bad quality as toilet paper goes, too.

God grant me serenity to accept the code I cannot change, courage to change the code I can, and wisdom to know the difference.

aestheticles: n. The little-known source of aesthetic reactions. If your whole body feels like going into a fetal position or otherwise double over from the pain of experiencing something exceptionally ugly and inelegant, such as C++, it's because your aestheticles got creamed.