Be speedy, for I was born under a thirsty star. - Henry Savile Clarke

A Nursery Magician took
All little children by the hand:
And led them laughing through the book
Where Alice walks in Wonderland.

I haven't seen this chap's boots yet, but I should say from his knock he's a good opinion of himself.

You see around you the old masters. They were called masters, as you are doubtless aware, because they taught drawing; the epithet old was applied on account of the general leeriness of their dispositions.