Bill Gates has 90 billion dollars … If I had 90 billion dol… - Louis C.K.

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Bill Gates has 90 billion dollars … If I had 90 billion dollars, I wouldn’t have it for long because I would just dream of all the crazy stuff I could do with it. This guy, 90 billion dollars. He could buy every baseball team and make them all wear dresses and still have 88 billion dollars.

Louis C.K.

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Louis Szekely (born September 12, 1967), known professionally as Louis C.K., is a Mexican-Irish-American stand-up comedian, who has been active since 1985.

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Birth Name: Louis Alfred Székely • Louis Alfred Székely (Alias: la marrana, Edgar Nuñez)

Alternative Names: Louis Székely • Louis CK • Louis Szekely

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