Hon, nobody eats fried chicken because it’s good for them. - Jim C. Hines

Despite common belief, the goblin language did include a word for trust. It was derived from the word for trustworthy, which in the goblin tongue, was the same as the word for dead.

In the words of a coworker, my give-a-shit gauge was stuck on Empty these days.

Do you remember the moment you first realize you were mortal? That no matter what happened, you would never live long enough to read every book you wanted to read? That you’d die having accomplished only a fraction of your goals?