I was born near the Po and it is the only respectable river in all Italy. To be respectable, a river must flow through a plain because water was crea… - Giovannino Guareschi

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I was born near the Po and it is the only respectable river in all Italy. To be respectable, a river must flow through a plain because water was created to stay horizontal and only when it is perfectly horizontal does it preserve its natural dignity. Niagara falls is an embarrassing phenomenon, like a man who walks on his hands.