The suburban mind cannot comprehend the emergent complexity of a New York sidewalk. - Robin Sloan

Yes, everyone else is smart, everyone else is cool, everyone else is healthy and attractive - but she brought you.

Kat bought a New York Times but couldn’t figure out how to operate it, so now she’s fiddling with her phone.

"Hi there...Let me ask you a question...How would you find a needle in a haystack?"

The first-grader pauses, pensive, tugging on the green yarn around her neck. She's really thinking this over. Tiny gears are turning; she's twisting her fingers together, pondering. It's cute. Finally she looks up and says gravely, "I would ask the hays to find it."
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Yes, of course. She's a genius!
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It's so simple. Of course, of course. The first-grader is right. It's easy to find a needle in a haystack! Ask the hays to find it!