You gotta make your own fun (Audience member cheers). That'… - Dave Attell

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You gotta make your own fun (Audience member cheers). That's right, listen to that mother of two, she knows what I'm talking about.

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Dave Attell (born January 18, 1965, in Rockville Center, New York) is an American stand-up comedian, actor and writer best known as the host of Comedy Central's Insomniac with Dave Attell

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You gotta make your own fun (Audience member cheers). That's right, listen to that mother of two, she knows what I'm talking about. - Dave Attell

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