I'm bothered by the fact that stupid people don't spontaneously combust, which they should. - Erik Naggum

Excuse me while I barf in Larry Wall's general direction.

Let's just hope that all the world is run by Bill Gates before the Perl hackers can destroy it.

Common Lisp is a big-city language. Spit out the hayseed, pronounce "shit" with one syllable and "shotgun" with two. You're not in Kansas, anymore. C is the language of the poor farmer village where the allocation of every seed and livestock matters, where taxes are low and public service non-existent. Appreciating the value of a large language is evidently hard for many people, just like many people find themselves miserable in the big city and go to great lengths to create a small village for themselves in the city where everything is like it used to be where they came from.