Marijuana is […] self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive and in this world, what worse punishment could there be? - P. J. O'Rourke

The America's Cup is like driving your Lamborghini to the Grand Prix track to watch the charter buses race.

There are probably more fact-finding tours of Nicaragua right now than there are facts— the country has shortages of practically everything.

We tried to find the mayor. His secretary said he was at home. His wife said he was at the office. In Italy or France this would mean His Honor was having an affair. In Chabarovice it probably meant he'd run off to be a busboy in Stuttgart.