If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Catholic kids are stupid; they don't know how to handle a pedophile priest. Here's what you do: First of all, you don't get all scared and do whatever he tells you. Who wants to get sucked off by a forty-three-year-old clergyman with beard stubble? Not me. Instead, what you do is kick him in the nuts. You kick him squarely in the nuts, and you get the fuck out of there as fast as you can, and you go tell somebody right away; you tell as many grown-up people as you can––one of them is bound to believe you. That's what you do. You don't wait thirty years. You kick the priest in the nuts and say, "Fuck you, Father, I don't do that shit"... And you're out the door.

Животът не се мери с броя вдишвания, а с моментите, които спират дъха ни!

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.