It took guts for Noah to build the ark because it had never rained. Got watered the earth with a mist. - Jack T. Chick

They have all my stuff at the Vatican. I'm one of the few who stands up against Rome. That all started years ago when I met Alberto.

Bob: Adolph Hitler was never excommunicated as a Catholic for his crimes against the Jews. Instead, the Vatican considered him to be a hero.

Boy dressed as the devil: Everybody's afraid of the devil!
Girl: Not me!
Boy dressed as a ghost: How come?
Girl: Because Jesus loves me and the devil is afraid of Jesus.