Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. - Carol Burnett

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Cavort, dear, just cavort

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This Time Together: Laughter and Reflection · April 6, 2010 Verified in 1 source Sign up to see the complete provenance

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There's a quote of hers [Lucille Ball] that I've always loved: 'I guess I would rather regret the things I've done than to regret the things I've never done.

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In Such Good Company: Eleven Years of Laughter, Mayhem, and Fun in the Sandbox · September 13, 2016 Verified in 1 source Sign up to see the complete provenance

regret

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As for the career, sometimes I catch myself daydreaming about being young again and doing it all over. Then I bring myself up short when I realize how incredibly fortunate I was.

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