As a journalist, he was used to being lied to. - Daniel M. Kimmel

You’ve heard of “Rocks for Jocks,” the gimme course that departments of geology often offer? The physics department offering was called—among the faculty, anyway, “Quarks for Dorks.” Lucky me, I got to teach it.

I now know the answer to the riddle as to which came first, the chicken or the egg? The correct answer is, “Yes.”

Let me guess. Las Vegas had time machines as well."
"No," said Price, "but they had something just as troublesome: the Treasury Department.